I almost can't find the words to introduce this video clip. This is one of the most concentrated doses of stupid I have ever encountered in my many years on the Internet.
I warn you now, that is not an exaggeration.
Watch it (as long as you're in a place where loud, riotous laughter is perfectly acceptable), take it in, and feel your heart turn cold with sadness while you almost die from laughter at the same time.
Truly, this is an epic level of stupid that we can all hope will never be reached again.
But lo, while it is here, it is joyous.